the first solanasaurus. he fills the piggy bank and gives it to everyone who holds.
hold $SAURUS → get $TRCH1 → tell mom
(explained like you're 7, because that's the point)
His name is Deaton. He is a real 66 million year old Triceratops skull, owned together on Solana as $TRCH1. Every $SAURUS trade settles in pieces of him. Yes, really.
The holder share of every trade goes into a piggy bank. When it's full, everyone holding $SAURUS gets paid, automatically, in $TRCH1. No staking, no claiming, no homework.
The creator share is set to zero at launch and can never be raised. He said it's fine. Every payout lands on-chain — go count them yourself.
live numbers, straight from the venue
the piggy bank fills · everyone who holds gets paid · the creator gets 0
this part is 100% real. we checked.
↑ him. the real one. not a drawing.
| age | ~66,000,000 years (older than your dad) |
| found | Hell Creek, North Dakota |
| horns | all three, still attached |
| bought by | the internet, for $660,000 |
| ownership | 1% of $TRCH1 = 1% of Deaton |
| lives at | a museum (long-term loan) |
| token | $TRCH1 on Jupiter ↗ · story ↗ |
when you were 7, your favorite dinosaur
was a triceratops.
you were right.
— $SAURUS —